Playing the Arm Violin 

Cutting one's wrists or arms. An arm violinist is one who takes part in this activity.

Girl One: Hey have you talked to Kayla lately? Stephan cheated on her and they broke up.

Girl Two: Oh yeah, she's a mess. She's taken up playing the arm violin. It's quite sad.

Playing the Arm Violin by Bacontobaconspacetimecontinuum June 22, 2009

The Mars Volta 

Best band to form from a breakup in a long while. Plus the intense sound will keep your heart racing while Cedric's lyrics rival the mad genuis of Les Claypool's.

"Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face? A room colored charlatan hid in a safe? Stalk the ground..."

The Mars Volta by Dan Schnur January 30, 2004

The Dirty Vegas 

After a long night or drinking and aimless, unattached sex, one then proceeds to wear a fake mustache as a symbol of how dirty the night truly was.

"Just when I thought everyone had passed out, he came out of his room flaunting 'The dirty Vegas'.

The Dirty Vegas by GravelKid February 25, 2011

The Three Virgiteers 

A group of three virgins. The group members can be any genders.

Person 1: We are the Three Virgiteers!
Person 2: YESSSSSS

Person 3: (laughing and crying)
Person 4: WTH is this Virgiteer...

The Three Virgiteers by SomeRand0mGuy November 16, 2014

Let's do the Master Vernon 

This phrase is used whenever a person or a group of person wants to be relieved of their depression or stress by way of doing a series of enjoyable action.

I am really stressed right now. Let's do the Master Vernon in the Attic.

Let's do the Master Vernon by Kenryuuuu December 6, 2018

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 

A movie made in 2017. In which ( you have to know the first one to understand this next part) Quill fights his father and we see a very cute and small Baby Groot and a teenager Groot. Both very cute and funny. Now go watch it!

Person 1: Hey have you watched Guardians of the galaxy Vol. 2?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: you should watch it. But one question are you emotional?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: Then you shouldn't watch it.
All walk away from one another

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 by LizardLia67 April 29, 2020

The Cracked Voice 

- n.

1. The burlesque yet cosmopolitan literary style of Cracked.com, "America's Only Humor & Video Site, Since 1958".

2. Sarcasm of the highest art.

3. If Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker had a son named Freddie Mercury.

"I always picture the cracked voice coming from an awesome dude."

"I have a chemistry teacher who speaks PERFECTLY in the Cracked voice--minus swears."

"Why the fuck should you care? Oh yeah, because I said so."

The Cracked Voice by Jacopo January 6, 2010