Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.

That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.

by FindYorChi February 11, 2019

Blue Person

Somebody you've known for less than a year, but you both are so close and talk to each other almost every day. This person can make you happy even when you are down, and you wouldn't trade them for anything.

She is my Blue Person.

by off_eu_s2 August 23, 2023

Blue Anon

Phrase that pussy leftist Urban Dictionary editors are afraid of

*gnashes teeth* Oh, no! Here’s another ballsy conservative who is defining Blue Anon.

by Go F Ur self, leftists. March 7, 2021

Blue Digger

A person who votes for Democrats to extract money from taxpayers, in particular a moocher who strives to go through life without working or contributing to society.

Thanks to the blue diggers, the Democrats won the election

by Nope-a-Dope January 13, 2019

blue teefed

Something that you sent to your own phone from someone else's via Bluetooth. See teefed.

Nat: Nice videos!
Josh: I Blueteefed them off Gareth's phone!

by Trampikey and Goldie! September 4, 2005

Blue Nile'd

Price comparing of diamond rings.

That ring is $63,000? I Blue Nile'd it for $49k.

by yarnsnob April 26, 2013

Blue Bollocks

A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.

Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.

It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.

Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house

by Edward of All Men January 4, 2021