Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

Kool aid

Could be harmless or deadly depending on who made it.

She saw herself as Bridget, the New York City Irish mouse encouraging immigrant mice to fight the cats, when in reality she was closer to the mouse that lived in Jim Jones's church in a small town in Indiana, the mouse that drank his kool aid and encouraged other mice to do the same.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones

“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”

by queenofcringe April 27, 2024

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

aids

the definition for aids is "a . indian . dad . sisters" when your dad is indian but he she is actuly your sister.

hi aids how you doing today

by hey my name is jeff September 10, 2018

Band-aid

I just exploded with love for YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️

How about a band-aid ?
😘🤗😘🤗

by a dream and 💔 July 3, 2024

Kool-Aid Guzzler

Someone who participates in an organized religion and believes the fiction that it teaches.

That Kool-Aid guzzler goes for their once a week brainwashing session every Sunday to get the full press marketing brainwashing with the elaborate decor, catchy jingles, marketing slogans, sales pitch, and peer pressure.

by Arche Logos January 12, 2024