person-thing

When you mean to use the word thing but say person instead and then try to correct yourself.

That's a nice person-thing for you to do.

by Gammatical March 1, 2021

Stranger things

Watching stranger things is a code word for when you're making out with someone

"She told me they were watching stranger things;) last night"

by Summertime thingzzz October 24, 2019

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

That thing under your pants

just whatever is under there

what is that Thing under your pants

by EskimoGaming December 7, 2016

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<.7.9.7.6.>Kevin<Plastic Man Plastic> Sussman Is Thing <.i>One & <raped>Todd Aaron<RiddleR> Brotze<myself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Kevin<Plastic Man Plastic> Sussman Is Thing <.i>One & <raped>Todd Aaron<RiddleR> Brotze<myself<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

The Pillow Thing

When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.

He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

Things Just Got Out of Hand

A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.

Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?

John: Things Just Got out of Hand

by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022