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i can go to sleep

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work
by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021
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If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????
How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work
by Zalingie June 15, 2022
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go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work
Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether
by Zyrerin November 19, 2018
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How do you sleep?

a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine witยดit.
Wren:how do you sleep?

Shelby:like a child
by JohnnyB.Emo July 20, 2021
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Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have ๐ป๐‘œ๐‘”๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘ , ๐ป๐‘œ๐‘”๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘ , ๐‘‡๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘โ„Ž ๐‘ข๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘ก๐’‰๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’! AND THEN ๐๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐“๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ฅ๐ž ๐š ๐’๐ฅ๐ž๐ž๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ƒ๐ซ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ง! I'm done
Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh
by __nevilleswife__ February 1, 2021
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bin laden sleeping pill

an insanely tacticool HK416 rifle that put bin laden in the forever box
take the bin laden sleeping pill for example, its got a lot of fuckin attachments on it
by QUANDONDUNGLE August 27, 2022
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