go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”

George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”

by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019

does aiden need sleep

Yes he needs fucking sleep bro

Person 1: bro does Aiden need sleep?

Person 2: hell yeah he does

by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

hannah hue sleep schedule

the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.

gaz: i'm here for your driving lesson
hue: zzzzzzzzzzz
gaz: ah yes, the hannah hue sleep schedule

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 29, 2022