crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes

"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"

by whateversara January 20, 2018

pots

a god with a giant penis. he has millions of bitches and bitcoin. he is very cool and sexually active. basically a living pablo escobar.

that guy just walked out of his lamborghini aventador (starting at $420,000), he must be pots

by based9 May 27, 2021

pass pot

To fart very loudly in a public space without consent

"He was forced to pass pot in school 😭😢"

by coolduckdicks March 24, 2022

Irish Pot of Gold

When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.

He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.

by Arisstonn April 2, 2024

Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.

Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.

by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021

The princess of pot

Girls love weed as much as dudes but some may just not like going through the hustle of getting some. A princess of pot is that girl who likes hanging around people (mostly dudes) who are smoking weed at the time and smokes in the circle every time but never buys her own or herself. She therefore gets what she wants each time like a princess.

Essie is the princess of pot in the squad. She's lucky she's Brad's girlfriend otherwise we wouldn't let her in the trap house.

by vic-star March 2, 2016