hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.

Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night

by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008

Hood King

Every neighborhood has one, they are not chosen but watched real carefully from friends, enemies, employers, and even Police departments; an individual who keeps up in illegal activity for a long period of time, who also been arrested and fingerprinted

The HOOD KING was doing wheelies on his dirt bike.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

hood research department

When dumb people from the hood try to act smart and make stupid experiments. The term originated from “Zias” and “Blou” on YouTube, where they would question or cast doubt on proven scientific theories, such as the speed of sound vs light, with a phone and their voice, in which they concluded sound was faster.

Lamar: Do i jump or fall faster? Lemme try

Josh: Nga are you part of the hood research department?

by astrx June 22, 2025

Hooding

Driving though the hood

I had to go hooding in order to get here.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Hood Clip

The hood clip is a video filmed from a usually bad camera which depicts people getting majorly injured or doing illegal activities in the hood.

Cool Guy: Bro, did you see that new hood clip on reddit? This black guy got cut in half by a snapped telephone pole wire! It was hilarious
Fat Cuck: You are sick in the head.

by robotniggasexgrapefruit April 7, 2022

hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers

Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky

by mr. jacker November 19, 2018

Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.

i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.

by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023