by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have ๐ป๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ก๐ , ๐ป๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ก๐ , ๐๐๐๐โ ๐ข๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐! AND THEN ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐ข๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง! I'm done
Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh
by __nevilleswife__ February 1, 2021

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work
by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.
by KnockingTheWallsDown June 29, 2022

George: โThe mine will fail.โ
Ross: โBut our freedom never will.โ
George: (defeated)
Ross: โPut that in your pillow and sleep on it.โ
Ross: โBut our freedom never will.โ
George: (defeated)
Ross: โPut that in your pillow and sleep on it.โ
by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019

by QUANDONDUNGLE August 27, 2022

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
