monster shat

when you take one of those shits that are so big it's as though they have came from a monster.

person 1: I took a monster shat today!
person 2: wtf dude?

by Anonymous blonde guy July 4, 2007

khaki-monster

A person who is obsessed with khakis. Will avoid jeans at all costs, unless forced to wear them. Due to the nature of khakis, a khaki-monster will often wear sweaters, particularly the argyle variety.

Connor wears khakis all the time. He is such a khaki-monster.

by toytun December 29, 2009

snow monster

a guy who loves getting covered in cum

that dude we gang banged was such a little snow monster

by ppants August 22, 2014

monster-head

when your head is extremly large. Hard to balance and just plain HUGE.

darn that kidd k-meezy gotta monster-head !

by jJUICE. August 19, 2008

Cookie Monster

People addicted to money, people hustling to get money. People getting cookie money.

He got all that cookie just with the hustle, HE'S A COOKIE MONSTER !!

by the-stick-up-guy May 5, 2010

Monster a Beer

To monster a beer is to pull your shirt up over your head and chug a full beer through your shirt

Dude did you just see that guy monster a beer?

by TheRammaJamma May 17, 2012

Pocket Monsters

little fuckers with small penises, aka pokemon

what the fuck, stop playing with those gay ass pocket monsters!

by maa fuckka May 13, 2005