Jelly babies

Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.

Jelly babies are cool

by Fishyboysuserwasstoled July 30, 2022

Jelly Roll

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.

He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.

by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022

jelly bean

a fatherless bozo who gets roatset by big ball v1nce all the time along with other fatherless fucking png tubers

v1nce: jelly bean is

fucking fatherless

by noob_man June 21, 2022

Jelly-bobbing

When fishing a jelly baby out of your friend/partners arsehole with your tongue

Last night me and Stacy did jelly-bobbing and I got a lime jelly baby

by Jelly-bobbing-king September 3, 2022

jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Jelly sundae

A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.

“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae

by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 2, 2022

Jelly AF

This is a term used by an individual to express how insanely jealous they are of another person's belongings or situation. The Jelly is an abbreviation for Jealous, the AF stands for As F**k.

Stuart: OH my gosh, I just won the $600 Million jackpot on the powerball lottery!!!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!

by The real C mama January 7, 2022