Pronounced 'Leash', the Laois Hello is a method of greeting a member of the opposing gender in which the aggressor gets the victim in a quasi- forceful headlock and proceeds to unconsensually kiss them on the lips. This technique came to notoriety in the county of Laois, Ireland, hence the title it bears.
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Man me and the boys were down south building houses, and we wanted to go to the strip club. It was 10am but we gave them the Irish hello. "This is a strip club, it's 10 in the morning. We're closed" "Well, we're here!" "Okay fine let me make a phone call".
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