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Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.
That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!
by Spank Hill October 24, 2025
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Gas tongue

When a woman is giving you a rim job and cocks your leg back and you fart in her mouth
Dude:Hey bro guess what I did on the weekend !

Friend:What’s that man

Dude:A girl was giving me a blow job and was working her way to my arsehole and I gas tongued her !
by Gas bomb April 6, 2022
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Mustard gas

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.
by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021
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uber gas

Uber Gas- The ultimate marijuana high with a super gassy nose. Uber leaves you like your eyes are closed with the desire to move but not the ability. Gas is the gassy nose, when you open the bag in the living room and your wife says damn baby what did you open it stinks in a good way GAS.
Man I stopped by the plugs spot last night and grabbed a zip of that UBER GAS!
by Bigpostagepimp January 30, 2025
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Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

A UK Slang For The American Slang “On God No Cap
by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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cheese gas

The hot, smelly flatulence one gets after eating copious amounts of delicious cheese.
After eating an entire brick of sharp cheddar, April cleared the room with the pungent odor of cheese gas.
by reversengineer January 30, 2017
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