Fag Work

When government employees get paid to stand around holding their dicks. Or a Synonym to Bitch Work .

"Man, my boss has got me doing the fag work today. "

by Mikey Fresh506 May 20, 2020

TAG Fag

Someone who over-excessively uses TAG (including AXE) body sprays, believing they will enhance their social image.

John: Oh God, what's that smell?

Randy: What? You don't like my new TAG Body Spray?

John: Hell no! What did you do, use half of the fuckin' bottle? You're such a TAG Fag, Randy.

by thatchickfromtheclub December 12, 2009

Fag bender

A straight guy who gets high/drunk and bangs a bunch of dudes one weekend.

I drank a bunch of Boones Farm Friday night and woke up Sunday with a sore ass and a stinky dick. Worst fag bender ever....

by Bronco Spurlock February 24, 2017

Soccer Fag

A so called Male (Females are alright) who thinks they are masculine enough to play a sport but still too scared to play a real sport, so known as a soccer fag.

Apart from Being sooks in the field their sooks and shit blokes off it, from having Lemon and Herb at Nandos to tuning your ex within days they are all kind of shit Blokes.

Loo over there, he’s with my Ex what a fag, i bet he’s a soccer fag

by Sir Steven Peter Devereux Smit February 27, 2020

schwag fag

A low life homosexual male that will perform sexual acts for any kind of marijuana much like a female "crack ho"

Man i met a schwag fag at the bar last night that was jonesin so bad he wanted to blow me for a nugget!!!

by vinny125125 November 25, 2009

fag tag

Like a normal game of tag but if you get caught, the one who catched you can fuck you in the ass.

"We are going to go play some fag tag."

"Hey Mike, wanna play fag tag?"

by WalrusHunting101 June 25, 2019

Fag Newton

A homosexual friend that shows up to a location with baked goods (your house, a party, a picnic, etc).

Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.

Husband: The neighbor came over last night. He brought us some cupcakes.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.

Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.

by SpooN Foy January 30, 2018