fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
by Fuckmegently July 30, 2015
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Fruits Basket

I wanna dip my Fruits Basket in it!!!
by ChikinTheThird December 25, 2017
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Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.
My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.
by Cyprian Rose November 15, 2020
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Fruit Lu-pe

An absolute nut head but the most adorable smol bean you’ll meet. She’s cute, smart and an absolute amazing person, I’m so happy to call her mine.
Fruit Lu-pe will you marry me?
by Drizella Kokane January 16, 2019
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ojun fruit

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.
Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!
by UrayaSin November 30, 2014
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meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.
"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."
by fruityho April 03, 2016
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fruit tray

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.

May or may not have a sexual overtone to it…
For my birthday my girlfriend gave me a “fruit tray” for my special day!!
by Zolton72 June 10, 2022
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