crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013

Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good

Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs

by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015

calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection

Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing

by Danceywhre February 29, 2016

flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time and flexes about things in his or her life.

Ella is a flex flexington because all she talks about is going to a Chance the Rapper concert.

by Dumster February 27, 2017

the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.

Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

by Itsyourboidown syndrom divitoe June 23, 2017

vulgar flamingo

A vulgar, somewhat obnoxious bird. Usually seen with a monocle and top hat. Kind of a ass.

That Vulgar flamingo can be a real tool!

by Indecisive69 January 8, 2018

orange flamingo

the act of shoving a yard flamingo up one's own ass until it comes out the other side.

i had a really tough time with that orange flamingo the other day, it took over 5 hours to remove it.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts January 18, 2018