chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016

Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

Chug Water Chode

A fello from chug water Wyoming with a abnormally wide yet stubby penis

My friend Ricky is know for his chug water chode

by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023

Jungle Chode

A Minecraft Jungle Tree that has grown to be very fat and short. This can also be known as a Tree Of the Lennie Pankhurst.

That tree is a Jungle Chode mate

by Jkshhajqjhe August 27, 2019

chode

A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long

dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")

person 1: i heard adem has a fat chode
person 2: i heard some call him jizzychodemeister6969!

by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019

Chode

Basically your dick on a wide screen

"oh honey, I'm sorry to tell you this but your dick is a chode"

by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025