robo boyfriend

A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.

Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.

Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him

by Ana1999 June 14, 2024

National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.

“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him

by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

Boyfriend

A wast of your time they will play you and they are stupid pieces of shit

Him:wanna be my girlfriend

Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend

by [e-mail] December 10, 2019

My boyfriend

A person who doesnt exsist......... YAY! :(

Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

Boyfriend

GIRLS!!! LOOK HERE!!!

Something you don't need until high school!!!! They're a waste of time!!!

I don't need a boyfriend until high school, and neither do any of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022

Armory boyfriend

The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.

He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend

by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021