A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.
Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
by Ana1999 June 14, 2024
A male which whom you enjoy having sex often as if he was your boyfriend but there is no friendship or romantic relationship involved.
by Rick_sanxhez April 23, 2025
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013
Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 07, 2025
Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
by Sir paska January 28, 2023
Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
by Primetime978 July 18, 2024
A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
by The eXception978 April 23, 2024