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Sexually salty

When you’re feeling sexual but you’re salty asf because you have no one that loves you
Man I’m feeling sexually salty. :(
by I_d_f_k_69 July 29, 2019
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Joanna sexual

Joanna is Kirby Smarts dream wife. Joanna sexuals are people who are only attracted to Joanna.
by Lightfoot_weewee July 29, 2022
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Tori Sexual

Somebody that is tori sexual is a 100% certified freak and will try anything st least once they do what they want when they want and how they want to
I’m not gay straight or bi bro I’m Tori Sexual
by Toriwiththeinfo June 13, 2018
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Sexual Retard

See: definition of 'fruitnigger'.
They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.
by molestedBYAfruitnigger August 15, 2020
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sexual crucifixion

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
by Misteur E January 13, 2020
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Pillow Sexual

When you are loved in a relationship with a pillow
I Love you Pillow, you are very comferable, lets get sexual and make babies, We Are Pillow Sexual
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Home of sexual

Person 1: I am a homosexual
Person 2: you’re a home of sexual? So you’re a whore?
Person 1: What
Person 2: what
by SoImNotAmerican???? May 22, 2021
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