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I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021
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I Hate the World Today

You’re such a fake, I wish you were dead….
by Death Menace October 4, 2023
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Quiz: Am I Pregnant?

Quiz: Am I Pregnant? is a quiz to see if ur pregnant
Quiz: Am I Pregnant?
i dont fuckin know take a test idiot
by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025
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I-kid

An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.
John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.
by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022
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I hate taxes

Billy from the government: It's time to pay your taxes
Timmy: Nah bro I hate taxes
by bigmemetranslator June 14, 2023
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I Win

The game Called I win in which you name the game randomly for any situation (mostly in arguments)
you Win by Saying I win
I win The game is called I win so I win
by Demonic_Master February 16, 2022
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