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Man-Whore

someone who breaks up with the perfect person because of long distance and then gets another girlfriend 3 seconds later
Hey, i know I’m a man-whore but i got a girlfriend right after we called things off
by yonaisawhore August 29, 2022
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Omni-Man

One of THE most bad ass superheroes ever, he beats homelander 1000 times, because homelander is ASS
"Homelander has never fought someone his own strength, Omni-Man will whoop his ass"
by Omniingit May 12, 2025
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Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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Nathan Manning

The Lord of beans. If you are a Nathan you are probably ginger. You like to play fortnite and are very noncey. If u are a Nathan minors are your favorite hobby
You are such a Nathan for approaching that minor. Being a Nathan Manning isn't a good title to hold

E.g. You and a Jamie cream all over anime pillows
by Nathan Manning December 7, 2022
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Man-me-downs

Items that your girlfriend has that have been used or, previously owned by her x-man/boyfriend/husband.
Your girlfriend digs in a box and says I have a tee-shirt you can use, you then say I don't want your man-me-downs!
by Swiggs November 27, 2011
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