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Metric Fuck Tonne

Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"

Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"

James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
by Pimpdaddyrockstar August 2, 2013
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ex-fucking-spand

The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.
Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!

Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'

Regular version!

Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.
by Extralongostrich August 20, 2013
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Pre Fuck Dinner

Also know as a PFD. It's not a date, it's a dinner given out to a soon to be sexual partner just before getting it in. Usually given to women of the slutty disposition, the worth of Pre Fuck Dinners are proportional to how one values the person one will dine with, or even just their genitalia.
Jon: *brings out iPhone and shows Alex picture of super hot chick* I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.
by Wigglytuft What Whaaaaaat? December 27, 2011
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ass the fuck out

If I'm too trashed when I get home from the party I might ass the fuck out, fair warning.
by webby585 June 18, 2011
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shut the fuck up

What you should probably fucking do, you poor excuse of a human being
You, a retard: *talking random idiotic bullshit no one gives two fucks about*
Anyone with two or more braincells: You ever just shut the fuck up have you ever thought about that you should just shut the f
by Norskanon April 19, 2020
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I’m fucking sad

I’m really fucking sad, I can’t help but think that no one will ever love me
by Daddy man August 3, 2020
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Fucking Floor Cheese

Ayo my cheese fallin
*cheese fallin*

*cheese clappin on floor*
fucking floor cheese
by Manuel Felipe August 16, 2020
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