I don't care

I'm a fucken ass hole

I didn't do it because I don't care

by No brainer June 25, 2022

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

i

Wow, such a way with words... I'm.... shocked! it feels like your keyboard has such been sent from heaven, approved by the angels above! Please keep this kind message in your mind, for it is special and who knows what it might become..

"Hey, Janet, do you want to go to the nearby burger store?"
"i"
"You.. amaze me"

by Loownahh August 2, 2021

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

.

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025