Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

by JackReed January 5, 2023

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Tying up Loose Dick

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with

I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college

by ChevHonda December 9, 2018

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Sweet Potato Dick Casserole

When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.

If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!

by Clitney October 16, 2018

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Destroy your dick decembre

The month after no nut novembre in which you masturbate according to the date. It goes like 1.12 1 time, 2.12 2 times, 3.12 3 times and so on. Only the ones who finish no nut november are permitted to participate in destroy your dick decembre. The ones who finish destroy your dick decembre are granted godlike powers.

"Ay bruh you in destroy your dick decembre?"
"No i didn't finish no nut novembre."
Or:
"I failed destroy your dick decembre yesterday"
"Oh no! Three days bevor the end. I'm still going strong."

by Robetta November 2, 2018

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