Wing-Mom

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

by TeamCook March 28, 2019

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Wing Eyebrows

Eyebrows that are so fucking crazy looking that everytime you see them you realize that you aren't actually the ugliest person on Earth. Like seriously what the hell it looks like normal eyebrows but upside-down.

"Did you see the wing eyebrows on that fucker?" "That's Gavin, man. Nothing new."

by itwasformydoctordotnet October 20, 2017

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Wings

A new paper is in town…
Ironic how it happened…
Again wish I would see you when you see it…

All these wishes …
I seem to have…
Maybe I need to find a wand…

And grant all of ours…
Even the ones we whisper to the stars…
Especially the one that has you so far…

I bet wings I need too…
Then i can fly to you I could do…
And say I love YOU…
Always ❤️❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 20, 2023

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Angel Wings

A euphamistic expression for rhe stain that forms around the groin of one's pants during extreme arousal. Named for the way it spreads 'like wings' down each thigh. Used primarily by women as a coy way to express a high degree of sexual attraction or stimulation.

I saw Jimmy at the autobody shop working with his shirt off and, girl, I grew angel wings.

by Surewhynotagain May 19, 2023

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Oblique Wing

1. A missed opportunity.
2. An aircraft design that involves placing the wing on the top of the aircraft so it can pivot at an angle. This would’ve allowed the aircraft to fly faster and more efficiently. However, it was never fully developed.

Guy 1: Man I should’ve gone home with Alice.
Guy 2: That was a real oblique wing

The oblique wing would’ve revolutionized the aviation industry.

by Whyjust let me use this HANDLE January 12, 2024

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