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Bobby the Sexy Turtle

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.
Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.
mugGet the Bobby the Sexy Turtlemug.

punt out a turtle

I'm going to be late, got to punt out a turtle.
by Private Gomer Pyle May 13, 2010
mugGet the punt out a turtlemug.

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.
1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006
mugGet the Choking a mud turtlemug.

I like turtles

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.
by Brad Loeffler June 30, 2010
mugGet the I like turtlesmug.

Mud for my turtle

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
by beefsupreme October 15, 2008
mugGet the Mud for my turtlemug.

Minnesota turtle neck

When a male sticks his uncircumcised penis into a females filthy poop ridden butt hole, then peels back the foreskin and puts in on the females face. Like a turtle sticking its head out of it's shell.
Me: This bitch was pissin me off so i Minnesota turtle necked her.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
by the one eyed thrusting phantom December 3, 2010
mugGet the Minnesota turtle neckmug.

Bounce it off the Turtle

When you are asked by senior management to evaluate an idea and he/she expects an answer with no time for proper due diligence. You are then forced to "bounce it off the turtle" and see which direction it flies. It is very likely the idea will be approved based on your "careful" consideration and it will make or break your career.
Fred asked me to provide a solution for all of our revenue reporting. He expects it to predict changes in the industry and wants an answer by 8:00 AM tomorrow. I had to bounce it off the turtle and then updated my resume.
by Flying Bacon July 12, 2011
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