window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.

Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.

by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011

Window Cracker

Someone who regularly cracks their bedroom window to let fresh air in.

“Yea Regan is a window cracker now, she has been opening her bedroom window to let air in”

by Cheil Windowcracker February 4, 2023

Window Licker

Another way to call some one a complete retard.

Jake: man Ashley is being so stupid today.
Stuart: yeah I know she's a window licker

by Shoe2000 May 10, 2018

window honky

A white guy that sits halfway out of the window of the Zatch House racist room cause he's too lazy to go downstairs to be a porch honky in the garage

Look at that window honky sittin halfway out his window with a computer on his lap.

by mr. crackaman August 31, 2006

window brew

aluminium-canned beer that has been sitting outside of a closed window in the winter and consequently has received the perfect chilling; breakfast of champions

The dorm fridge died, so I put the case survivors on the windowsill and closed the window. Next morning breakfast ruled: scrambled eggs and bacon washed down with ice cold window brew.

by treeguywussup October 19, 2010

Window Cleaning

To play the Ukulele in a humorous or cheeky way, such that it resembles George Formby's comedy song 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.

"The comedian took out his ukulele--and before we knew it, he was window cleaning for the crowd."

by EllisTheOdd July 13, 2025

a window

something used to either let in light in the day or to pee out of at night

time to pee out of a window!!

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 10, 2024