second hand snoop

when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.

1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"

2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."

by obamapproved September 11, 2009

second-cousin-3X-removed

Second-cousin-thrice-removed (2C3R).

My second-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

Double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021

Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.

by Connor Barth June 26, 2020

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Second Cup

A proudly Canadian coffee chain owned by Foodtastic that serves up some of the best coffee across Canada.

"I'm down for an egg nog latte"
"Heading down to Second Cup as we speak"

by chrisie83 November 24, 2021