Irish

a person who truly understands that humble tuber, the potato.

during the Irish famine, the potato saved lives boy…

by natchoman March 04, 2024

The old Irish backstop

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside

Gave my mrs the old Irish backstop last night

by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019

irish rat race

when you nibble on her coochie and try to get her to cream while your mom fucks a rat

dad i’m sorry but me and mom did an irish rat race

by redpubes44 February 12, 2021

Irish Toast

The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.

The breakfast of the aristocracy.

Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.

Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.

by Promiscuous Monkey November 17, 2013

Irish Man Side Neck

The little bits of hair that grow on the side of your neck as the skin fade grows out

“Your Irish Man Side Neck is showing up and barbers are closed for another week, want me to trim it for you?”

by VinylBlocks November 26, 2020

irish mouthguard

when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth

dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard

by constapedpooblocker February 05, 2010

Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 17, 2017