Irish Eunuch

When a man tucks his ballsack into his butthole.

Bro, I was on a nudist cruise and saw a dude rocking the Irish Eunuch!

by Irish Wildman April 4, 2024

Dirty Irish Trick

When your tea is too hot, so you put it in your spoon like soup and blow on it and drink it that way. Most often done by children who don't have the patience to wait for the tea to cool. The double dirty Irish trick is when you drink the tea from the saucer. (South Buffalo, NY Irish)

Anne was drinking her tea and it was too hot, so she did the dirty Irish trick and drank it from her spoon.

by PattyO'Irish December 19, 2017

Irish tea

When you add Irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk. Very good when you have a cough.

That's a nasty cough you've got there, have an Irish tea to sooth your throat.

by ernesteddie October 16, 2014

Irish Getaway

Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in

Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there

Guy 2: I did the same with your mum

by Assniffer December 31, 2020

Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021

Irish Taco

A redhead with an unshaved bush (carpet matches the drapes).

Drank too much green beer on St. Patty's day and ended up going down on Karen. She's got a real Irish Taco there.

by SunshineTaco March 17, 2017

Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much

1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.

by MNEman14 November 8, 2010