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Hashtag Lol

Something I say when my friend says something they think is funny, but it really isn't, and I don't wanna be rude. So I just say that.
Bro, Chicken Cow DOnkey Knife? HASHTAG LOL!
by Your Damn Mother December 12, 2019
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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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lol

lol
by lol rad cool bro groovy February 21, 2017
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LOL

Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.
Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.

Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020
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emo queen lol xd

Total reject that looks like she got ran over and through by a semi truck or two. Nothing can help this sad reject even Satan can't stand her. She looks like a toad and makes babies cry. Ouch.
The kids at the daycare all began to cry as soon as the 'emo queen lol xd' came in the room.

Alex was talking to his mistress Candice and asked her, why did I marry this ugly 'emo queen lol xd'? I love you more Candice. For my dick can fit in your mouth better! Can-dice- dic fit in your mom too?
by DaddiesCandi82 July 15, 2023
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Lol

Laughing out loud, used when somethings funny but not that funny. (1)or for boomers "Lots of love".(2)
Most people add it to the end of something mean when they're trying to sound nice.(3)
1. "My dog just peed on me because she was. excited"
Response- Lol or oof

2."My brother just died."
Response, "Oh no, I'm so sorry. Sending Lol." (Please don't do this it's cringy.

3.Somebody is talking a lot.
That one jerk in the discord's response- "Please shut up, you're annoying lol."
by Puggy definitions November 9, 2020
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Gottem lol

by What should my pseudonym be November 1, 2019
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