A cock that is lean and strong, able to move from position to position with incredible sensual speed. The ninja cock is secretly wanted by all females and unlocks secret, unknown depths of pleasure when used properly.
by ?Ninja May 15, 2005
Get the ninja cock mug.Someone claiming to be a Ninja who clearly has no ninja-like qualities, is well versed in deepthroating and has mad rookie status. Generally also extrodinary cockblockers
Daz is a hell fag ninja. He's the leader of FNC (Fag Ninja Clan)
Daz is a hell fag ninja. He's the leader of FNC (Fag Ninja Clan)
by King LJ August 20, 2007
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n. 1. A master of the martial art of akisu.
2. One who repairs computer hardware or software as though it were a martial art form.
3. A hacker.
4. Probably also an actual ninja who acts as a "sneak thief".
2. One who repairs computer hardware or software as though it were a martial art form.
3. A hacker.
4. Probably also an actual ninja who acts as a "sneak thief".
Whoa dude, my computer is, like, seriously deranged. I'm taking it to see my friend; she's, like, an akisu ninja. She can fix anything.
by rinchomatic September 8, 2009
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Marc : fucking nasal ninjas
Marc : fucking nasal ninjas
by mrweed420 December 27, 2009
Get the Nasal Ninjas mug.One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.
Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.
by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010
Get the chatting ninja mug.Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.
Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!
by Jake S & Shaun C May 17, 2011
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