pledge monkey

One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.

Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.

PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
PC 07

by pledge monkey 07 December 11, 2007

curry monkey

indian

filthy curry monkey

by anonymous March 13, 2022

monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right

"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"

by Odelis April 9, 2008

valley monkey

Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.

Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.

by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

monkey dip

When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.

Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.

by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014

monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung

"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."

by JnglKng April 15, 2005