An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
by Madkso June 23, 2018

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-
I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?
I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?
by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
by Tomjen August 17, 2009

This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA
Me: wow this video is pretty spooky
Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu
IGP: YO WTF
Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)
Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu
IGP: YO WTF
Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)
by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

by Joey Paul September 26, 2018

Bill: “Shawn’s throwing a party tomorrow, you coming?”
Jennifer: “sure thing”
Bill: “good looks, me too”
Jennifer: “sure thing”
Bill: “good looks, me too”
by seldomsteve December 23, 2020

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!
by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021
