Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022

Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"

by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022

Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

Johnson

A really really cool last name.

Mr Johnson came late to class

by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022

Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.

“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”

by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022

Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys

Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal

by Coochi man March 12, 2022

Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.

Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!

by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022