A woman that doesn't think the internet is real will still internet cum while speaking to an entity online.
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Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.
John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.
Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
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Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
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I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.
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Poor Steve, his wife did a devil's threesomewith Johnny and Tonto on video and now its all over the devil's internet.
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