Dylan Brandon Carrillo

A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic

Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo

by Alabama Nibba April 9, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.

Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.

by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021

Dylan Moore

A cute guy with no common since, but a dice dick.

Hey look it’s a Dylan moore, great at sex but could never pass a test

by Dumb bitch01 November 24, 2021

Dylan Lord

Deaf and like big toes up the bum. common phrase are "huh" "what" "what did you say". His biggest fear is jess

Dylan Lord Is cool

by Thefirstd1hater May 7, 2024

Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.

Why is he acting like a Dylan

by Trapgoose November 23, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!

"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"

by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019