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Dry hogging

I'm going to the sex club and dry hogging someone tonight
by Cat-man-do30 February 18, 2017
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Dry

Basically the opposite of funny. When someone cracks a joke that is so stupid it's not funny at all, it is considered dry.
Michela: What do you call a fly with no wings?

Alexandra: What?
Michela: A walk.
Alexandra: ...Dry.
by visontle October 18, 2022
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Dry

A conversation that is considered very boring or bland. It's usually the result of the person on the other end to either not be interested in talking or giving very vague responses to the conversation. This results in a feeling of uncertainty and anxiety within the other end of the conversation. Usually occurs online, but can happen in real life scenarios.
Person X: Hello! How are you
Person Y: Good.
Person X: That's good to hear.
(awkward pause)
Person X: Soo anything up?
Person Y: Nm.
Person X: Oh well I'm studying personally, it's kind of hard lol.
Person Y: Cool.
Person X: I mean not really??
(Awkward pause)
Person X and Y: God this is so dry.
by unoriginalUmbrella September 6, 2022
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dry meat

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.
by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016
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Mama dry

Mama dry: I am obama
You :no don’t come to my house
Mama dry:that’s it I’m coming to your house
You: (dies)
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
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Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.
Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.
by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019
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flagon-dry

Someone who abstains from tossing back steins of pale ale.
What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.
by QuacksO April 18, 2024
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