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Reverse lieutenant Dan

The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.
Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.
by Gorestorm November 12, 2021
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Un gro neck dans tes morts

Quand quelqu’un ments c un neck
Melissa tu mens, c Un gro neck dans tes morts.
by rayanelezamel November 14, 2021
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Dan

mean and will teas you in a mean way
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by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoy November 15, 2021
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Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet
i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom
by Sklid November 18, 2021
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Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...
Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021
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Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.
"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"
by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021
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Dan Lakajev

That dudes a Dan Lakajev
by tomotron96 March 9, 2022
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