Get a monkey

Or also GAM... it stands for "fuck you" when you are in the middle of an argument.

Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...

Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)

by DIAFFWYFM June 4, 2009

Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004

curry monkey

indian

filthy curry monkey

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling

Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!

by Munki King November 24, 2020

Thilthy monkey

During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.

"Last night, I pulled a thilthy monkey on her. She dumped me immediately afterwards."

by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017

monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

monkey dip

When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.

Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.

by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014