Don't drink coffee on a wedding day! You know what they say, spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress
Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!
by Em-ma July 15, 2023
Get the Coffee on a wedding daymug. A coffee chain in the U.K. known for its controversial optional policy of imposing a minimum age of 16 to purchase caffeinated coffee, introduced in response to the U.K. government's ban on selling energy drinks to teens. This policy is seen as contentious because a) children and young teens don't drink that much coffee compared to adults, b) it's difficult to gauge which Costa Coffee have stricter policy in banning the sale of caffeinated coffee to children under 16 — this is very dissimilar to the common fact that cinemas with more visitors have stricter policies on movie age ratings compared to smaller cinemas.
With Costa Coffee's age policy, it seems like they're treating coffee like it's a dangerous energy drink, which just confuses parents!
by Emotional Cruiser September 10, 2025
Get the Costa Coffeemug. An alternative version of the infamous "ookie cookie", bored bi-curious males take turns jacking off into a cup of coffee. The last guy to add his cream has to drink the whole thing. No sugar. No Coffee Mate. Straight up.
by unkemptfunbags May 5, 2016
Get the jacky coffeemug. by Oilymen November 30, 2023
Get the meet me at the coffee shopmug. The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012
Get the The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Downmug. by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013
Get the coffee coloredmug. A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022
Get the Coffee Grindermug.