"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018
Get the every man for him selfmug. Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.
Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.
Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011
Get the Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatorymug. How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.
Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
by The retarded fucking dog. May 2, 2005
Get the Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Headmug. "Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
" Every man for him self!"
*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*
Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"
"f u troll mom"
by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018
Get the every man for him selfmug. Pretty much the coolest way to say kys. Commonly used as a joke or by trolls on a highly played gaming platform that goes by the name of ROBLOX. Now, I play roblox and I must say that there’s no better roast that can bypass the chat filter. Well, last time I checked it did XD.
Sirgoofsalot: bro you’re a straw when it comes to this game...as in you only SUCK XDDD
MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus
Sirgoofsalot has left the game
MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus
Sirgoofsalot has left the game
by Dude29007 October 28, 2018
Get the Yeetus Yeetus go Commit Self Deletusmug. Zara: hahahahaha Adri:I didn’t do anything to hurt u Zara: oops but- Adri: but no I’m gonna kill my self
by Chrishell June 30, 2020
Get the I’m gonna kill my selfmug. There’s well enough stress out there, but people often add to that e.g. by leaving too late for an appointment and get stressed-out in traffic, or study too little too late for an exam.
I had a severe case of Self Inflicted Stress Syndrome - SISS this morning: drank too much last night, overslept, couldn’t find my keys, got on the road too late so got stuck in traffic and in the rush forgot my phone.
by zzimpi April 13, 2014
Get the Self Inflicted Stress Syndrome - SISSmug.