locker room sausage

A term used when in a mans locker room someone exposes their penis for everyone to see.

"Stop flashing your locker room sausage Josh, use a towel."

by DireDoge June 7, 2014

Whole Hog Sausage

The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.

I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.

Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.

Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

long Island sausage

A girthy meat rod that belongs to a Strong Islander

" Darla said that we were out of sausage, and I told her that I got plenty a Long Island sausage right here!"

by Ronno Deluxe October 23, 2013

Browning Your Sausage

Anal Sex

Browning Your Sausage

by Fox/Mont January 25, 2010

Sausage and Egg McMuffin

When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.

Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.

by NMSTOUTE February 5, 2009

Sausage Egg McMuffin

When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.

We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

sausage and a can of nuts

a phrase used to refer to the male genitals.

that slut wants a sausage and a can of nuts.

by drfreshdude January 17, 2008