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Oven Smash

The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red
I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash
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Smash

Smash is a sex symbol and a thot. She can get any dude she wants and is very direct when it comes to flirting. She will literally walk up to you and say "Hey, you're hot." That's the type of girl she is. She is also very flexible. She is a very kind human being but the problem is she will hurt your feelings out of fear of hurting your feelings, because she can't be honest with you. And if she doesn't care about whatever you're talking about, she probably won't listen to you. But her heart is pure. She's also someone who needs her freedom and independence.
Smash wants to smash.
by Kurblu October 21, 2019
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Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip
by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018
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Bro smash

by Wakawakawakayomomma June 20, 2022
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Smash

To use a needle or rig to "smash" or inject dope of many different forms usually crystal meth, heroine or fenytal .
Man I need a smash I'm going to freak the fuck out I hate being sick
by B boy fun n joy July 5, 2022
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Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
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Smashed

Yo that bitch smashed

Yo tell that bitch she smashed
by Ps: OTFXSIR January 23, 2022
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