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Cleveland pancake

Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.
Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad
by emoneyOD August 23, 2014
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Massi i am Pancake

Pancake is the better version of Massi. His Big masculer cock reaches to the edge of the know universe. When u see him you imitiedtly cu,
Bro i hate massi
Massi i am Pancake
by WhiskeyBravo_ August 3, 2021
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Bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."
Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."
by The classic memer July 28, 2018
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Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
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Pancakes in the morning

When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.
Ben woke up and saw Jenifer and decided he wanted some pancakes in the morning.
by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025
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Powder Pancake

A synonym for cocaine, used in a club so the bouncers don’t know what you’re talking about
Buyer: yo man, you got any powder pancakes?
Dealer: meet me in the toilets in 10.
by Blister19 September 8, 2019
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