Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 1, 2014

Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 22, 2021

crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.

"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."

by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014

chatting ninja

One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.

Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.

by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010

shadow ninja

He is stealthy, magic, majestic

that horse is like shadow ninja

by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018

fortnite ninja

a 29 year old that plays a game filled with people 20 years younger than him
his very existence is a meme

Fortnite ninja tyler blevins just ended his stream!

by Vesperr February 15, 2021

slick ninja

Stealthy and sly.

Banksy is one heck of a slick ninja with the way he puts up Street Art.

by DolinDog June 8, 2016