Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.
by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
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chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays
We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
by snowandskibaby December 04, 2006
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monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.
Yo dig! wana monkey meal?
by mida moo November 01, 2007
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monkey biscuit

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.
by ed wallss August 02, 2009
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Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.
Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King
by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018
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Thilthy monkey

During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.
"Last night, I pulled a thilthy monkey on her. She dumped me immediately afterwards."
by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017
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Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling
Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!
by Munki King November 25, 2020
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