monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

curry monkey

indian

filthy curry monkey

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004

Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling

Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!

by Munki King November 24, 2020

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

Sus Monkey

Used to describe a person that is displaying homosexual behavior, usually being very descriptive about homosexual intercourse. May only apply to males.

Person 1: I want James Charles to stick his dick in my ass and squirt so I’m farting Elmer's Glue for a week.

Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.

by erytzz January 30, 2021

monkey dip

When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.

Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.

by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014