clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.

Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.

by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.

Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!

by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021

Thilthy monkey

During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.

"Last night, I pulled a thilthy monkey on her. She dumped me immediately afterwards."

by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017

monkey dip

When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.

Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.

by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014

schlong monkey

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

by Cleofus April 1, 2007

chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays

We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.

by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006