Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."
(Bob's father walks in the room)
Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"
(Bob's father walks in the room)
Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"
by CowManCheeseBall September 09, 2012
a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right
by Odelis April 09, 2008
(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
by snowandskibaby December 04, 2006
During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.
by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017
Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...
Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!
Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!
by Munki King November 25, 2020
by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021