1. That's Leslie, she's a lesbian whore hound.
2. That lesbian whore hound has tuna breath.
3. Lesbian whore hounds love the scent of tuna.
4. Leslie is such a whore hound, she uses opened tuna cans as potpourri in her bedroom.
2. That lesbian whore hound has tuna breath.
3. Lesbian whore hounds love the scent of tuna.
4. Leslie is such a whore hound, she uses opened tuna cans as potpourri in her bedroom.
by Thin-Lizzy October 23, 2006

Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
by hot lesbian sex stories March 19, 2021

Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
by J Dawg 11 February 10, 2008

by Kelpie Do921 April 26, 2022

Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!
by Wangface May 3, 2003

1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.
ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."
by TransMomma August 13, 2021

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:
-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.
-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez
there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.
-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez
there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
by Molly F April 26, 2013
