Knuckle Theory

A theory used by measuring the number of days in a month. If your index finger touches your knuckle of your hands, the month has 31 days, while if you touch the skin of your fist, it has 30 (with the exception of February).

Scott: Dude, how many days are there in August?

Dave: 31.

Scott: Isn't it 30?

Dave: Use the Knuckle Theory.

by OpeN333 October 22, 2013

Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.

Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.

by hawke4me July 16, 2024

Uganda Knuckles

Uganda Knuckles is a religion created by the iNtErWeB.

Uganda Knuckles is hot.

by Soy ugly April 25, 2019

Ugandan Knuckles

The thing that wants to know "da wae" and clicks a lot.

Bro, is that Ugandan Knuckles?
Ugandan Knuckles: "do you know da wae *aggressive clicking*"

by Planet27272 March 9, 2025

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016

the "bent knuckle" affect

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"

the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn

by willie 1234 November 5, 2011

Blue knuckle

Megan McCain’s ginger tattoos

Have you ever heard of a blue knuckle? Check out McCain’s finger.

by Butchtita June 16, 2018