internet friends

Internet goes away, you go away. A bond with no value.

"Don't talk to me kid we are just internet friends, after two years of a close friendship."

by GhostShank May 25, 2014

Internet troll

A system administrator who trolls user accounts looking for personal information.

I am not going to open an account there because I know it is administered by Internet trolls.

by Ann Myers May 03, 2006

internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.

All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

internet cum

Having an orgasm while looking at what is on the internet.

A woman that doesn't think the internet is real will still internet cum while speaking to an entity online.

by gunslingergregi September 24, 2010

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011

scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker October 16, 2008

Internet Fundamentals

A module in the course of study for a Diploma in Computer Studies in the '90s.
Became an inspiration for a song.

Line from Chorus
I.F. I.F. (internet fundamentals)

by myztically November 02, 2011